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The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it, English is a stupid language. 
There is no egg in the eggplant; 
No ham in the hamburger; And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. 
English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France.


We sometimes take English for granted. 
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that quicksand takes you down slowly; 
Boxing rings are square; And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. 

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. 
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth. 
If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? 
Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? 
Park on driveways and drive on parkways.

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy o
f a language where a house can burn up as it burns down; 
And in which you fill in a form by filling it out; And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers, a
nd it reflects the creativity of the human race. Which of course isn't a race at all.

That is why, when the stars are out they are visible, b
ut when the lights are out they are invisible. 
And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this observation, it ends!
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Chris Pattas

Chris Pattas lives in beautiful Melbourne, Australia. He is happily married with two children. Chris is a successful business leader who enjoys helping organisations reach their full potential. Whether it is driving greater profit or sales, growing market share in competitive industries, inspiring executives to achieve great things, negotiating compelling business deals or working as a board member implementing exciting change programs, he knows how to get the most out of any organisation. Chris has worked in various product and service industries including: advertising, software, IT&T, travel & tourism, utilities and telecommunications. His interests and expertise include: leadership & strategy, sales & marketing, online & social media, science & technology, travel & tourism, photography and music.